Friday, July 2, 2010

PinoyCosplay Hall of Fame: Alodia

As if the heavens were feeling generous for a day and decided to bring to earth the most magnificent being to ever grace mankind, Alodia came to be and overshadowed in radiant beauty the blue sky she was born under. On a petite 5'5" frame is the prettiest angel who with her shining beauty and endearing personality has taken the world (of cosplay) by a storm.

Without a doubt, Alodia is the greatest thing to ever happen to cosplay. Her unrivaled fairness of international acclaim has captured the hearts of many, both ladies and gentlemen. She is the sole radiant star whose brilliance brought to light the obscure cosplay community from an esoteric subculture to a pop culture phenomenon.

Beauty personified with finely crafted elaborate costumes to boot, Alodia is the prime example of the magical pastime that is cosplay. She is to cosplay as Mario is to gaming, Tiger Woods is to golf, Michael Jordan is to basketball, Babe Ruth is to baseball, Muhammad Ali is to boxing, Bruce Lee is to martial arts films, and Billy Mays is to infomercials.

Hotter than the core of the sun itself, Alodia is an enormous exclamation point to cosplay. Long after cosplaying as characters from the online game Tantra, she has become testament to the tantric experiences that can only come from the hobby of dressing up.

Life without Alodia is a desolate, suffering stay. To exist without her is to exist in desperation, to encounter the seven levels of hell as a living, breathing mortal in flesh and blood. She is the cosplay goddess for a reason. Salvation and gratification of the soul are not possible should anyone be oblivious to her presence.

In utmost worship and superlative admiration, I hail Alodia as the first ever PinoyCosplay Hall of Famer and perhaps the only one to ever be worthy of such accolade.

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