Sunday, July 4, 2010

Vampires and teenage pregnancy

So lately, our very own PancitLomi has been taking flak from Twilight fangirls because he argues that it is impossible for a vampire and a female human to bear an offspring. However, being rabid fangirls that they are, Twilight worshipers get really pissed by the thought and yap non-stop about how it is explained in the novel how the teenage heroine of the series got pregnant with undead cum.

Once and for all, can anyone enlighten us on how a creature that is already dead bring to life a child by sticking his dick in human pussy? I am not gonna bother with research so let's do it quick here.

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