PinoyCosplay Presents: The Return of Siopao Master

Things were looking gravely dim for Siopao Master. Impoverished and no one wanted to buy him out of his misery. Until one day, a young angel suddenly appeared in front of him.

The angel told him, "I can lift the curse cast upon you..." but he stopped her and said, "Are you talking to me, miss underage angel?"

The angel wasn't amused by the interruption. "Hey, I was still talking..." she retorted.

But he cut her short yet again. "No little girl, we can do more than just talk."

"I wanna eat you. I want you right hereeeee!"

The angel resisted, but it was no use. She was held at gunpoint.

Fearing for her safety, the angel gave up her most treasured magic wand in exchange for freedom. Siopao Master acquired a potent source of power.

He was pretty damn happy about it.

He promised not to eat the angel, but with his newfound power, he turned her into goo and ate her anyway.

Eating an underage girl turned him on so much that he just had to dry hump a huge pole to relieve himself.


There is no telling what else he can do with a powerful magic wand. Will he wreak havoc on more underage girls or will he use this power to return to his home planet and reign as king once more? Tune in for our next episode to find out!